being grown up; isnt half as fun as growing up ;

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

hello, i have decided to post something intresting today. cause i usually don't.
and also that i shall make a semi-long post, cause i hardly post anyway.

so anyway i moseyed into my kitchen next to my mom and talked about cockroaches, as if god summoned it, a cockroach appeared! on its back, so my mummie, being my mummie, took bagon and suffocated it in it. and this is a video of it after suffocation, fighting for its life, like a real cockroach. cockroaches just dont fucking die. JADE HILARIOUSNOUS EPISODE 2

i've found that blogger posts 2 pictures when i post a video. which is really really irritating.

oh yes has everyone seen my new phone?
its really, smashing (:
infact i'll even post a picture of it.

spanking yes?
heehee.

so anyway. i've been dreaming about the AFTEROS for awhile now. and i know what i'm going to do (:top 10 things:
1. 1 full day of dota
2. dye my hair purple
3. east coast park roller blade
4. full day of shopping
5. a day at the spa, followed with hollywood waxing, manicure and pedicure
6. go overseas
7. learn how to use my sewing machine
8. ton in town
9. get srsly srsly drunk
10. go clubbing
10. get a job
10. lie in a the basketball court in the rain
10. go to sentosa
10. sleep like a sloath
10. waste my life away
10. get painting and such done

okay so it was abit more than 10, but those were those just off the top of my head

so anyway, just for nick, who can come back to this page anytime he likes to see what i am going to write. I HAVE NOT BEEN STUDYING FOR Os. not because i have the "i'm going to private school so i don't need to study" mentallity as he likes to tell himself. but because i simply have had e-fucking-nuff of school.
i wanted to cry during graduation. out of fucking happiness that i'm OUT, but the tears never came, pity.
took lots of pictures, which i will hunt down on thursday.
etc etc

on a lighter side, i have stopped greening so much. which is good.
i also owe maxine money for green.

and just to let you off with a nice memory of me.
JADE HILARIOUSNOUS EPISODE 1

but wait! jade has more to talk about.
so i was browsin' friendster and myspace just now. and looking at my girlfriend's pictures.
all so nice.
theirs look like this: i mark this EXIBIT A
EXIBIT B

EXBIT C

EXBIT D

AND the sad truth is that i actually know all these people. and then now i post myself

EXBIT X: the sad truth

like all the exbit A to Ds are CHIO bu and i'm just well. bu.
its sad.
so after Os ill do soemthing about the messy fat faced girl in exbit X, she really is embarrasing D:

so srsly. wouldn't you feel bad too?
comment and let me know on my tagboard located on the LEFT of the page :D

jade;d @ 6:22 PM